This is a joke "ad-hoc" that had settled tantopara personal situations as useful for friends:
"A millionaire is promoting a party at one of their mansions and, at one point calls the music stops and says, looking to the pool where Australian crocodile farming. Who will pull the pool, get through it and go live on the other side won my cars, my planes and my houses. At that time, someone jumps into the pool ... The scene is impressive. Wrestling intense, bold as can be defended, says the crocodile's mouth with feet and hands, twisting the tail of reptiles. Much violence and excitement. It looked like a movie Crocodile Dundee! After several minutes of terror and panic, leaving the brave man, full of scratches, bruises and almost naked. The millionaire is coming, congratulated him and asked: - Where do you want to give you cars and airplanes? "Thanks, but I do not want their cars or planes. - What mansions? "I have a beautiful home, no need of theirs. You can stay with them. I do not want anything that is yours. Impressed, the millionaire question - but if you. does not want anything that offered, then why do you want? And the man responds angrily: - Find the bastard who pushed me to the pool! MORAL: We are able to do many things, sometimes, we ourselves do not believe, just a little push. A son of a bitch, in some cases it is useful in our lives. "
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http://www.ladianacritica.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=53&Itemid = 55
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